Terms and Conditions

By entering this site, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions. Please read them carefully. By purchasing any entertainment services or products from the Site, you become a Customer and agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions (the "Agreement"). This agreement is subject to change by Goddess Lakshmi at any time, and changes are effective without notice upon each Customer.

AGREEMENT TO VIEW ADULT MATERIAL - THE SITE IS DESIGNED AND INTENDED SOLELY FOR CONSENTING ADULTS - PEOPLE WHO ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD (21 IN AL, MS, NE, WY, AND ANY OTHER LOCATION WHERE 18 IS NOT THE AGE OF MAJORITY)-- WHO ARE INTERESTED IN AND WISH TO HAVE ACCESS TO VISUAL IMAGES, VERBAL DESCRIPTIONS AND AUDIO SOUNDS OF A SEXUALLY ORIENTED, FRANKLY EROTIC NATURE. THE MATERIALS WHICH ARE AVAILABLE WITHIN THIS SITE MAY INCLUDE GRAPHIC VISUAL DEPICTIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF NUDITY AND SEXUAL ACTIVITY AND SHOULD NOT BE ACCESSED BY ANYONE WHO IS YOUNGER THAN 18 YEARS OLD (21 IN AL, MS, NE, WY, AND ANY OTHER LOCATION WHERE 18 IS NOT THE AGE OF MAJORITY) OR WHO IS OFFENDED BY SUCH MATERIALS OR WHO DOES NOT WISH TO BE EXPOSED TO SUCH MATERIALS. BY PURCHASING AN EMTERTAINMENT SERVICE YOU ARE MAKING THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS:

"UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY, I SWEAR/AFFIRM THAT AS OF THIS MOMENT, I AM AN ADULT, AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE (21 IN AL, MS, NE, WY, AND ANY OTHER LOCATION WHERE 18 IS NOT THE AGE OF MAJORITY)."

"I PROMISE THAT I WILL NOT PERMIT ANY PERSON(S) UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE (21 IN AL, MS, NE, WY, AND ANY OTHER LOCATION WHERE 18 IS NOT THE AGE OF MAJORITY) TO HAVE ACCESS TO ANY OF THE MATERIALS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS SITE."

"I UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I GAIN ACCESS TO THIS SITE, I WILL BE EXPOSED TO VISUAL IMAGES, VERBAL DESCRIPTIONS AND AUDIO SOUNDS OF A SEXUALLY ORIENTED, FRANKLY EROTIC NATURE, WHICH MAY INCLUDE GRAPHIC VISUAL DEPICTIONS AND DESCRIPTIONS OF NUDITY AND SEXUAL ACTIVITY. I AM VOLUNTARILY CHOOSING TO DO SO, BECAUSE I WANT TO VIEW, READ AND/OR HEAR THE VARIOUS MATERIALS WHICH ARE AVAILABLE, FOR MY OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT, INFORMATION AND/OR EDUCATION. MY CHOICE IS A MANIFESTATION OF MY INTEREST IN SEXUAL MATTERS WHICH, I BELIEVE, IS BOTH HEALTHY AND NORMAL AND WHICH, IN MY EXPERIENCE, IS GENERALLY SHARED BY AVERAGE ADULTS IN MY COMMUNITY. I AM FAMILIAR WITH THE STANDARDS IN MY COMMUNITY REGARDING THE ACCEPTANCE OF SUCH SEXUALLY ORIENTED MATERIALS, AND THE MATERIALS I EXPECT TO ENCOUNTER ARE WITHIN THOSE STANDARDS. IN MY JUDGEMENT, THE AVERAGE ADULT IN MY COMMUNITY ACCEPTS THE CONSUMPTION OF SUCH MATERIALS BY WILLING ADULTS IN CIRCUMSTANCES SUCH AS THIS WHICH OFFER REASONABLE INSULATION FROM THE MATERIALS FOR MINORS AND UNWILLING ADULTS, AND WILL NOT FIND SUCH MATERIALS TO APPEAL TO A PRURIENT INTEREST OR TO BE PATENTLY OFFENSIVE."

"I FURTHER REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT I HAVE NOT NOTIFIED ANY GOVERNMENTAL AGENCY, INCLUDING THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE, THAT I DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE SEXUALLY ORIENTED MATERIAL."

RESTRICTED LOCATIONS - THE SITE MAY NOT BE ACCESSED, VIEWED, DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE RECEIVED IN ANY COUNTRY OR LOCATION IN WHICH DOING SO WOULD, OR COULD BE DEEMED A VIOLATION OF ANY LAW, REGULATION, RULE, ORDINANCE, EDICT OR CUSTOM.

DEFINITIONS - The term "Site", as referred to in these terms and conditions shall mean - The site from which you are purchasing entertainment services from GOddess Lakshmi in order gain access to that site and enjoy its contents and benefits of membership. The "Site" shall include the owner thereof. The term "Customer" or "Membership", as referred to in the terms and conditions shall mean -The purchaser of any service or product from the Site. The term "Bookmarking", as referred to in the terms and conditions shall mean - The act of placing a webpage (URL) into a temporary file on the Subscribers browser so that the subscriber may return to that page at a future date directly, without passing through any pages that may have been precedent.

REFUNDS - In the event that a refund is issued, ALL refunds will be made by crediting the credit card that was used to make the original purchase. NO refunds will be made by cash or check.

LICENSE - Access to the Site are provided for personal, non-commercial use by customers of the Site. Commercial use of the site, or any material located on it, is strictly prohibited. In addition, you may not modify any of the materials found on the Site; use them for any public display, performance, sale or rental; remove, modify or alter any copyright or other proprietary notice, or trademarks therefrom; or transfer any material located on the Site to any other person. Goddess Lakshmi and the Site reserve the right to terminate this license at any time if you breach the terms of this agreement, in which case you will be obligated to immediately destroy any information downloaded, printed or otherwise copied from the Site. Unauthorized access to the Site is a breach of this Agreement and a violation of law.

BOOKMARKING - Bookmarking to a page on the Site whereby the Warning page(s) and/or terms and conditions are by-passed shall constitute an implicit acceptance of the terms and conditions herein and an explicit acknowledgement of age of majority.

DISCLAIMERS - THE MATERIALS ON THE SITE ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT ANY EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED WARRANTY OF ANY KIND INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, NONINFRINGEMENT OF INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. MPI OFFERS NO ASSURANCE OF UNINTERRUPTED OR ERROR FREE SERVICE. MPI DOES NOT WARRANT THE ACCURACY OR COMPLETENESS OF THE INFORMATION, TEXT, GRAPHICS, LINKS OR OTHER ITEMS CONTAINED ON THE SITE. ANY OF THE INFORMATION OFFERED ON THE SITE MAY CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE. TO THE EXTENT SUBSCRIBER IS LOCATED WHERE SUCH DISCLAIMER IS INAPPLICABLE OR RESTRICTED, THE DISCLAIMER MAY NOT APPLY AND SUBSCRIBER MAY HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS WHICH VARY FROM STATE TO STATE OR JURISDICTION. GODDESS LAKSHMI, THE SITE AND THE SITE OWNER MAKE NO REPRESENTATION AS TO ANY OF THE INFORMATION FOUND AT THE SITE. SHOULD THE MATERIALS OR SERVICES PROVIDED PROVE DEFECTIVE AND/OR CAUSE ANY DAMAGE TO EQUIPMENT OR ANY LOSS OR INCONVENIENCE TO SUBSCRIBER OR ANYONE CLAIMING THROUGH SUBSCRIBER, SUBSCRIBER ASSUMES THE ENTIRE COST AND RESPONSIBILITY FOR SAME. IN THE EVENT GODDESS LAKSHMI, THE SITE OR THE SITE OWNER ARE FOUND LIABLE FOR ANY FAILURE TO PERFORM, ERROR, OMISSION, INTERUPTION, DEFECT, DELAY OR OTHERWISE AND REGARDLESS OF WHETHER BASED UPON BREACH OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR ANY OTHER CLAIM OR CAUSE OF ACTION, THE MAXIMUM LIABILITY OF GODDESS LAKSHMI, THE SITE AND THE SITE OWNER SHALL BE FOR NO MORE THAN THE AMOUNT OF THE FEE PAID BY OR ON BEHALF OF THE CUSTOMER FOR THE PRODUCT OR SERVICE IN QUESTION. SOME STATES OR JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY. HOWEVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AND UNDER NO LEGAL THEORY SHALL GODDESS LAKSHMI, THE SITE OR THE SITE OWNER, OR ANY OF THEIR SUPLIERS, LICENSES OR OTHER SUBSCRIBERS BE LIABLE, TO SUBSCRIBER OR OTHERS FOR ANY INDIRECT, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY CHARACTER INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, DAMAGES FOR LOSSES OF ANY KIND, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, LOSS OF GOOD WILL, WORK STOPPAGE, COMPUTER OR OTHER EQUIPMENT FAILURE OR MALFUNCTION.

Customers are responsible for providing all personal computer and communications equipment necessary to gain access to the Site. All materials on the Site are proprietary, constitute valuable intellectual property, are copyrighted and are protected under treaty provisions and worldwide copyright laws. The Site's materials may not be reproduced, copied, edited, published, transmitted or uploaded in any way without written permission. Except as expressly stated in the limited license provision of these terms and conditions, purchase of a product or service does not grant any express or implied right to you under any of its trademarks, copyrights or other proprietary information. Except for third party advertisements or communications, for which neither GODDESS LAKSHMI, nor the site nor the site owner, screen nor endorse, the Site's contents are controlled and operated by the Site owner. No representation is made that the materials available on the Site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from jurisdictions where their contents are illegal is prohibited. These terms and conditions are to be governed and construed by Washington State law. The application of the United Nations Convention of Contracts for the International Sale of Goods is expressly excluded.

The subscriber hereby warrants and represents that he or she is over the age of 18 (21 in AL, MS, NE, WY, and any other location where 18 is not the age of majority), and in all respects is qualified and competent to enter into this agreement.